Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Hangover Cure

August 8, 2009

Tea.

A wank.

More tea.

Sending this e-mail to your boss:

 

 

Story,

I don’t know about extending my contract just yet because I was at a big rave up in the hills last night and am in no position to make a responsible decision.

Sound,

 

Excellent, I feel wonderful.

I do metaphores ye?

October 17, 2008

href=”http://oneftroad.wordpress.com/”>Onefor pointed out that Irish politicians are hard to photoshop-true. However, they are easy to copy and paste!

Feck off Gormley

Feck off Gormley

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Genius!

October 6, 2008

Coolio, the Cliff Richard of Hip Hop, is not only alive-but touring! He plays Tripod on the 8th and apparently he’s already played the George. He had a great time too by the looks of things(see below)

Coolio feels something poking his shoulder and suddenly wishes the camera wasn't there

Coolio feels something poking his shoulder and suddenly wishes the camera wasn't there

wise words

August 23, 2008

“Unless you’re a spy, its better to stand out than pass by unnoticed”

 

that’d be another on for the notebook then

I do witty ye?

July 19, 2008

My mate from home sent me a text saying ‘Yo, whats up?’…..I wrote back: “yer ma’s dick!”

I am sooo cool

33 Drafts?

June 1, 2008

I am in the habit of writing down ideas(good and bad) in a notebook and in the absence of a notebook I save them as drafts in my phone. Most of the ones in the phone are from events that I don’t quite remember and made it in there out of a drunken lazyness and lack of faith in my own handwriting. I decided to clear them out today and transfer the lot to the notebook, most of it is waffle but there were a few gems including:

“of all the fools in de kings sala(d), you’re the only tomato!”

“There’s no such thing as peace talks, nobody needs to talk during peace time”

“I comes here to forget all my woes and drink till I KOs”

and my offering to DIT news whats ‘hot and whats not’ section-rejected, of course
“Not hot, 20% rise in the price of cocaine since Katie kicked it”