Posts Tagged ‘funny’
August 8, 2009
Tea.
A wank.
More tea.
Sending this e-mail to your boss:
Story,
I don’t know about extending my contract just yet because I was at a big rave up in the hills last night and am in no position to make a responsible decision.
Sound,
Excellent, I feel wonderful.
Tags:alcohol, barry's tea, fuck off, funny, hangovers, hungover, tea
Posted in General idiocy, alcohol, excess, piffle, shallow arrogance, woop woop | 2 Comments »
October 17, 2008
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Feck off Gormley
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Tags:Biffo, funny
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October 6, 2008
Coolio, the Cliff Richard of Hip Hop, is not only alive-but touring! He plays Tripod on the 8th and apparently he’s already played the George. He had a great time too by the looks of things(see below)

Coolio feels something poking his shoulder and suddenly wishes the camera wasn't there
Tags:bleh, coolio, funny, gangsta gangsta yo
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August 23, 2008
“Unless you’re a spy, its better to stand out than pass by unnoticed”
that’d be another on for the notebook then
Tags:funny, humorous, piffle, tits, wise words
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July 19, 2008
My mate from home sent me a text saying ‘Yo, whats up?’…..I wrote back: “yer ma’s dick!”
I am sooo cool
Tags:bullshit, funny, madness, momma jokes, piffle
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June 1, 2008
I am in the habit of writing down ideas(good and bad) in a notebook and in the absence of a notebook I save them as drafts in my phone. Most of the ones in the phone are from events that I don’t quite remember and made it in there out of a drunken lazyness and lack of faith in my own handwriting. I decided to clear them out today and transfer the lot to the notebook, most of it is waffle but there were a few gems including:
“of all the fools in de kings sala(d), you’re the only tomato!”
“There’s no such thing as peace talks, nobody needs to talk during peace time”
“I comes here to forget all my woes and drink till I KOs”
and my offering to DIT news whats ‘hot and whats not’ section-rejected, of course
“Not hot, 20% rise in the price of cocaine since Katie kicked it”
Tags:bullshit, Cocaine, dog shit, funny, ha ha-shit, humorous, inarticulate waffling, katie, notebook, poor spelling, shit shit, smelly shit, very shit
Posted in General idiocy, Pet Hates, alcohol, excess, self-obsession | 2 Comments »