I was at the Hold Steady last night, they really are the greatest band in the world. Before I tell you why though, I’d like to take a moment to rip into their support act.
The Loved Ones, they have almost as ironic a name as the Thrills as far as I’m concerned. In the same way that Ireland produces far too many gimp-wad-singer-songwriters, America produces far too many emo-punk* bands. How many variations on three chord, piano-means-we’re-sensitive-too, punk can you manage? These guys really stretched it. Formulaic to the point it was almost subversive; drenched, as it was, in clichés and irony. “this is a song about addiction”-proclaimed the lead singer before he burst into another bout of snarless shouting, blunt-edge rock’n'roll, the type of shit your mam thinks you like when you’re about 15.
Every song sounded the exact same, the only evidence that it wasn’t one big long wall of guitar being the stoppages between songs-all of which were for the purpose of dedicating it to someone, these guys clearly owe a lot of favours. There were a few variations on the theme though; the introduction of a piano which Ms bro L** correctly guessed would preclude ‘the reflective piece’ and the wholly redundant acoustic guitar for ‘the really reflective piece’. Seriously, fuck off until you have some ideas. Their best song was the closer, which was only half-decent because the Hold Steady got involved-Tad and Franz came out to kick some ass on guitar and harmonica.
They even looked formulaic. They had the ’skinny sensitive one’ on bass, the ‘monster’ on lead guitar, ‘the artist’ singing and ‘the nice one’ on drums. There was constant posing on all parts, some of it so cynical that you felt sorry for people who genuinely feel their own music-who don’t stop to check where the camera is. I also have a serious gripe with men who wear skinny jeans but that’s so far down the list of things I didn’t like about this band that its only getting a mention.
Compare all this posturing and self-consciousness to The Hold Steady, who saunter out looking like a bunch of mismatched geography teachers at a school disco-and rock the club to its knees! No bullshit, just straight up, been there and seen it all, rock’n'fuckin’roll.
Franz murdering a bottle of wine with a grin, big mean drums, Tad and Galin rockin’it harder and harder with every note and Craig Finn demanding that the audience get involved-forgetting his mic half the time because he was so into it-thats Music, thats rock’n'roll, thats genuine and thats passion. None of this poxy emo bullshit.
A decent bounce from the crowd but I was a bit further to the front than I’d like so I can’t really judge. You can’t bounce at the barrier because every time you go forward you crush someone, which isn’t very pleasant. I like jumping. I like gigs where you come out absolutely knackered, covered in sweat, half deaf and completely satisfied. Gigs where you come out knowing you’ve just been part of something special, where you know you’ve just shared everything with the crowd around you, where all our voices are hoarse and none of us care-gigs like last night. Keep your trendy, good looking bands. I’ll take the Pogues at Christmas, the Loose on the dancefloor and the Hold Steady turned up full-we’ll see who has more fun.
I can’t believe I’ve only been listening to this band for about a fortnight, I was singing along to so much of their set and the bits I didn’t know just made me want more of their stuff. I haven’t felt this way about a band since discovering Republic Of Loose or maybe Saul Williams(though Niggy Tardust was a bit disappointing). The Hold Steady probably aren’t as progressive as either of them but the attitude is there, the lyrics are certainly there and the live bit is…well….frighteningly good
*only punk in name because punk is really about tearing down everything that has gone before and starting from scratch, as opposed to copying the 5 billion or so other bands who sound exactly the same as you. Technically, Jay-Z is more punk than any of these gobshites. Actually, fuck it, Jay-Z is significantly more punk than these guys. Jay-Z is also one cool bastard.
**the older one, not to be confused with young N who recieved a stern lesson in drinking one fateful night. He never stood a chance, he was sitting between me and AAF for a game of kings. The ‘pick a mate’ card alone was devastating, the Joker/shot card was cruel but the “N has to drink twice anytime anyone else drinks” rule was frankly unnecessary.